So I just got hooked up with Microsoft Developer Network Academic Alliance through my school. I more or less downloaded everything they had up there, including Windows 2000 Pro, Windows XP Pro, Windows Server 2003 Enterprise (!!), Visio 2003 Pro, Project 2003 Pro, Visual Studio 6.0 Pro, and Visual Studio 2005 Pro (KAITY). Nothing like waking up and finding like 5 grand of software legally at your fingertips for free!
Oh yeah, and I used Visio to make a beautiful diagram of the solution to that grammar problem. I'll post it this weekend, so you better try it before then! :P